Findings:

• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• Reheating leftover pizza
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
• The Most Difficult Way
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Ways to Die That Also Feed Your Girlfriend
• Warning: you will die someday
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• The most satisfactory way to engage in sexual intercourse with the hot trophy wife of your despised employer.
• Dumb Ways to Die
• Fucked up ways to die
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• Fifteen Elvis ways to die
• Too much living is no way to die
• Attending an inauguration: the surest way to die
• Fifteen Elvish ways to die
• die
• Die Form
• Die Zauberflöte
• Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse
• Die Fledermaus
• People die
• Jar Jar Must Die
• Let's die a Romantic death together on the wings of freedom!
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• Dies Irae
• I hate myself and want to die
• Tomorrow Never Dies
• Die Krupps
• When I Die
• If I should die
• Die Hard
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• Dies juridicus
• Never say die
• Pick up the Phone Booth and Die
• Surf Nazis Must Die!
• Die Eier Von Satan
• action de die in diem
• Holy Shit! You must die to preserve life on Earth as we know it!
• voice never dies
• Die the death
• Die Primitiven
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• Romeo Must Die
• to die for
• die horribly
• People who don't smoke will never die
• die at the drafting table
• Bündnis 90 / Die Grünen
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Live Free Or Die!
• scream and die
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• Live and Let Die
• Only the good die young
• Die Interimsliebenden
• Die Nibelungen
• Die Brücke
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• I don't want to die
• Life sucks, then you die
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Hot chocolate to die for
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• We need to watch things die
• people die every day
• If We Must Die
• this is how i'm going to die.
• optima dies prima fugit
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Ground rush
• Fools Die
• Lando was supposed to die
• this is it, we're going to die
• Where people go when people die
• The orc that wouldn't die
• die by the sword
• Watching my mother die
• We born to die
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• hydrate or die
• You are just an animal and you will die
• Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• funny fat guy who dies
• It is now illegal to die
• Die Hand Die Verletzt
• Dial 911 and Die
• Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Die With Your Boots On
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• Don't let me die nervous
• At 6 I die
• Der Krieger und die Kaiserin
• A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
• To Die a Martyr
• we who are about to die salute you
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• It's Time for Me to Die
• Über die allmähliche Verfertigung der Gedanken beim Reden
• Die Befindlichkeit des Landes
• Live Free or Die
• Die Roten Rosen
• An die Musik
• Six Ways to Sunday
• Die Warzau
• If I should die before I wake
• Where whores go to die
• Nooientjie van die Ou Transvaal
• And you as well must die, beloved dust,
• Die Ballade vom angenehmen Leben
• Wake up... Time to die!
• Why people die on the toilet
• The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
• Die Wasserschlange
• Die Ziegen
• My mother wants her mother to die
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Die Wende
• knowing you will die within a year
• The Old Man I didn't see die
• When you kill people they die
• A toad can die of light!
• Piss without farting, die without fucking
• Die Gedanken sind frei
• Die Toten Hosen
• Earth Dies Screaming
• Cancer steals, cancer consumes, now cancer must die
• Nothing Will Die
• Scott Tenorman Must Die
• All other commuters must die
• All beauty must die
• restarting a player after his character dies
• And When I Die
• If you want to die clean, eat your own pie
• A Day No Pigs Would Die
• And They Didn't Die
• Die Stem van Suid Afrika
• Bill Gates Must Die
• when someone you disliked dies
• Double Die
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up and Die?
• For me, to live is Christ and to die is gain
• Die Zeit
• I must die or be better
• sine die
• I shall see thee, ere I die, look pale with love
• Til I Die
• Sometimes, it's okay to pray for someone to die
• Time to die
• Veronika decides to die
• Der Aufbau
• Where fun comes to die
• Die Panne
• Die Fürsten von Florenz
• How will I die?
• perchance to die
• Cut and paste writeups
• Too Old to Rock 'N Roll, Too Young To Die
• Every minute dies a man
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• John Barleycorn Must Die
• They die obscurely under assumed names
• I am going to die
• The Brain That Wouldn't Die
• the die is cast
• Biederman und die Brandstifter
• Millions now living will never die

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