Findings:
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Things people put up their butts
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- Know your pets
- People who carp about their jobs
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- The bored who complain
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- Judging women by their books
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
- For those who find themselves frequently in shadows
- Capitalize, please
- Dead links in writeups
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Flaunting your sexuality
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
- Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- 95% of the money is made by 5% of the people
- Characterizing stoners by reference to stoned people
- Man Getting Hit by Football
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- I love you, but it's cold out here
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
- I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- getting by with duff ears
- Problems that go away by themselves come back by themselves
- Getting offered money for sex by a crackhead in the 24-hour supercenter
- armed with nothing but their own vision
- Not really by the rules, but...
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
- The Princess Who Kicked Butt
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- You are nothing but the sum of your friends
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- By their fruits you shall know them
- Addressing others by their user names
- The Invasion of Ireland by Parlothan's People
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- Old man who lived by the crick
- Going by the script when talking to people
- some people lie but they're looking for magic
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- But who nodes the noders?
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Sweet is the rose, but grows upon a briar
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
- Genuine but Insignificant Cause
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
- Butt's Twelve by Pies
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
- Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
- Accidental death odds
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- In a room of jesters, a lone monk is obviously a buzzkill. But in a room of monks, it's a lone jester who's a buzzkill.
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- Out of practice but my heart hurts so
- A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
- You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- People referred to by three initials
- Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
- This music crept by me upon the waters
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Getting hit by a woman
- Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
- getting hit by a guy
- Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
- These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
- The write-up contributed to by the most people
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
- Two paintballs sit upon the black pseudo-timber chest of drawers by my bed
- In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- The Wild Colonials
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- But who codes the coders?
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- on being hit by lightning
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
- Loneliness is but a myth dispelled by you
- I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
- Starving in the greenhouse
- Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
- and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
- But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
- Being licked to death by kittens
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
- The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- On Being the one who goes away
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
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