Findings:
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- Roll me over and fuck me again
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- I'm Just Me (user)
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- She Fucks Me
- Just Let Me Breathe
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- Fuck Me Like You Mean It
- Just call me fluffy
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
- fuck me and marry me young
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- May those who are born after me
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- fuck you pay me
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- She just looks at me
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Fuck me harder
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- it's just me (user)
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- just hold me, and let me weep
- The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- Just Me (user)
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- Smile at guys, for me
- People just expect things from me
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- That would be me
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- What in the world has come over me
- Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- I Bended unto Me
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- fuck me with a chainsaw
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- For the man who inspired me to dance
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- Fuck me boots
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- who me (user)
- Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
- That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- bowl me over
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- To the drive who keeps taking me
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Everything kind of creeps me out
- there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
- I wish you would talk to me
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Just don't expect me to understand
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- You have no power over me
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
- She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
- Fuck me
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- let me know who you are now.
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- Someone to Watch over Me
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- how my computer nearly killed me
- A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- Why tell me that?
- /me misses sensei
- Take Me Out to the Ball Game
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- Tell me your passionate cruelty
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- Far From Me
- Thinking that the wisteria is making me homesick
- clowns scare me
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- all pictures of me are this exact shade of red
- Let the Mermaids Flirt with Me
- me mate dave (user)
- I My Me! Strawberry Eggs
- She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
- Did you think of me before you knew me?
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
- Je te tiens, tu me tiens, par la barbichette
- you kissed me on that night you can't remember
- The full moon made me do it
- Save me (user)
- returning to the scenes of your crimes (against me)
- Bend a bar over
- you show me yours and I'll show you mine
- Shag Me Up The Botty_root (category)
- Above you, below me. (e2poll)
- dont bug me (user)
- a new me (user)
- You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- Don't Make Me Think
- (Come get me).
- Stay With Me Tonight
- You only love me for my whitegoods
- It's not you, it's me
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Tell me a story about trains
- She pulled the "I love you" on me
- Who Would Jesus Bomb?
- Lick me where I bleed
- Vacant and alluring? Sounds good to me!
- Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- you lied to me
- Jenny Kiss'd Me
- Dogs that have owned me
- Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
- Anonymous honesty may destroy me.
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