Findings:
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- He believes he has written a poem, yes.
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- He who has ears, let him hear
- he has her eyes
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- He has redefined me, again and again
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- He has spit in my coat
- great things he has taught us
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- A man has died
- Has no one told you he's not breathing?
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- Socks, now 19, has cancer.
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- To boldly go where no man has gone before
- To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
- Where No Man Has Gone Before
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- When he became an old man
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- In this moment, when everything has come apart...
- Something inside has died
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- When your life has become a Radiohead song
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- No one has died
- Why hasn't Real Media died yet?
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- when Everything666 has reduced the universe to dust in a cataclysmic inferno of carnal knowledge
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- Japanese alphabet
- Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- as she suddenly realizes that the Heart that she has been praying to did not send somebody... but is, instead, here.
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- Willy Loman was wrong in life but he was right on the inside
- How to comfort someone whose parent has died
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
- He Never Died
- Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
- Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
- Andre the Giant Has a Posse
- God has no free will
- Everyone has an accent
- This Hour Has 22 Minutes
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Canada has low self-esteem
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- The etrix has you
- Santa Has Snow Blindness
- Time Has Come Today
- The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
- Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
- Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- an nyong ha se yo
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- A community without shame has no future
- She has trouble acting normal
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
- the time has come
- MY life has no carrot
- Genius has its own etiquette
- ha!
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- German grammar
- has the X nature
- The Soul has Bandaged moments-
- Music Has the Right to Children
- This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
- Satan has your nose
- Ha
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Why did Bach never write an opera?
- My warranty has run out
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- The Path Has Vanished
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- fewer has no opposite like less-more
- the hottest it has ever been
- ne mo ha mo nai
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- September has such a feeling
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
- Has
- ha ha only serious
- Hoo-ha
- Morning Has Broken
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- Education has failed
- The Piano Has Been Drinking
- On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
- Golf? Serene? HA!
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- The Universe said, Ha!
- God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
- Naming Windows computers
- Yom Hashoah
- The Heart Has its own Memory
- It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
- The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
- Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- He smiles but it's not real.
- Who Has Seen the Wind?
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
- Has Your Soul Sipped?
- Nodeshell as a term has got to go
- E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
- Autumn has come invisibly
- Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
- Elvis has left the building
- Mr. T has fallen on hard times
- Music need not be popular to be good
- proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
- 911 has an automated response
- Your hair has turned white
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- He died on a Sunday morning
- Linux is free only if your time has no value
- he just died
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
- Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- Pop has eaten itself
- my body has taken over my thinking
- Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
- Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
- shippai wa seiko no moto
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
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