Findings:
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- He has spit in my coat
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- He believes he has written a poem, yes.
- A man has died
- great things he has taught us
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- He who has ears, let him hear
- he has her eyes
- He has redefined me, again and again
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Has no one told you he's not breathing?
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- when Everything666 has reduced the universe to dust in a cataclysmic inferno of carnal knowledge
- Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
- How to comfort someone whose parent has died
- Socks, now 19, has cancer.
- Where No Man Has Gone Before
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- When your life has become a Radiohead song
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- Why hasn't Real Media died yet?
- One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
- To boldly go where no man has gone before
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- When he became an old man
- Japanese alphabet
- Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- Something inside has died
- No one has died
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- In this moment, when everything has come apart...
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- Satan has your nose
- Morning Has Broken
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- September has such a feeling
- God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
- The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
- Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
- Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
- Has Your Soul Sipped?
- he just died
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- God has no free will
- Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
- A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
- Music Has the Right to Children
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Genius has its own etiquette
- 911 has an automated response
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- Elvis has left the building
- Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
- Your hair has turned white
- Ha
- The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
- This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
- On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
- Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
- It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
- This writeup has nothing to do with this title
- Golf? Serene? HA!
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
- Fixing a water damaged cell phone
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Nodeshell as a term has got to go
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- Music need not be popular to be good
- She has trouble acting normal
- The etrix has you
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- Mr. T has fallen on hard times
- Has
- Hoo-ha
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Time Has Come Today
- has the X nature
- The Universe said, Ha!
- MY life has no carrot
- the time has come
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- ha ha only serious
- Let Everything That Has Breath
- German grammar
- The Piano Has Been Drinking
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
- The Heart Has its own Memory
- Yom Hashoah
- Naming Windows computers
- Evolution has never been observed
- Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- The Soul has Bandaged moments-
- Andre the Giant Has a Posse
- This Hour Has 22 Minutes
- Why did Bach never write an opera?
- Canada has low self-esteem
- The Rabbi has spoken!
- an nyong ha se yo
- Linux is free only if your time has no value
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- He smiles but it's not real.
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
- the hottest it has ever been
- the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
- Everyone has an accent
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- Autumn has come invisibly
- Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
- ne mo ha mo nai
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- Santa Has Snow Blindness
- proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- shippai wa seiko no moto
- He died on a Sunday morning
- My warranty has run out
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
- A community without shame has no future
- Pop has eaten itself
- ha!
- It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- Education has failed
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- He Never Died
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