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• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Performance by a Popular Singer
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Title
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• By hook or by crook
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• Whether by word or deed or thought
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• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Swimming pool injury
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• English fricassee sauce for chicken or turkey
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• The Golden Turkey Awards
• The Golden Turkey Award for Most Embarrassing Movie Debut
• The Golden Turkey Award for Most Ridiculous Monster
• The Golden Turkey Award for Most Brainless Brain Movie
• Truth or Dare
• Win, Lose, or Draw
• actors/actresses playing against 'type'
• indulgence or indictment
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• Abort, Retry, or Fail?
• Either/Or
• Now or Never
• In my craft or sullen art
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Bad command or file name
• St. John's or St. John?
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• Perl: Converting an integer or float to currency
• island or lake?
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Potential or Reality?
• Wax, or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• Glen or Glenda
• Red or Blue Pill
• Portland, Oregon
• more or less
• Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• -or
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• Your Money or Your Life
• is that a siren or a saxophone?
• Is electricity lazy or smart?
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Cooking for One
• To Stir or Not to Stir
• Drug Related Terms: Adverse Effects or Reactions
• New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• Be a model or just look like one
• or
• Exclusive Or
• Bobby Orr
• Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
• Man... or Astro-man?
• My country, right or wrong!
• For Better or For Worse
• Subtitled or Dubbed?
• Skate or Die
• Jan Ors
• Are you in the light or in the dark?
• Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• Queen or country?
• Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
• Pair or Single
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Sew or Staple?
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• Trick or treat
• Bikini or thong?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• any way, shape or form
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• believe it or not
• sooner or later
• The Lady, or the Tiger?
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• or what?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• When writers use Latin
• Is this the last four years or what?
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Ack! My rice is ruined! Or is it?
• Squid or Sailor?
• Ten stars or so
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• I may or may not have been naked
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• Golden Fleece Award
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
• Spring Break, 2000 and/or Frank, revisited
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• From 'The Seven Dreams Of The Golden Unicorn' by Reynold Cosby
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• male or female
• and/or
• 54-40 or fight!
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• Your place or mine?
• Do or do not, there is no try
• To be or not to be
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Dead or Alive
• Golden Globe Award
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Heaven or Las Vegas
• Is language innate or learned?
• Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
• paper or plastic
• Our way or the highway
• Lila or a Lie
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• Take it or leave it
• Technological or Media Determinism
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
• Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• A Respectful Ode to a Person of Indeterminate or Irrelevant Gender
• shift left (or right) logical
• Abused or neglected children
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Void where prohibited or taxed
• Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
• Golden Raspberry Awards
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• Opening champagne or sparkling wine
• Reid-ing Hume, or Ex-hume-ing Reid
• Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Working hard, or hardly working?
• Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
• Spit or swallow?
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• The Golden Trailer Awards

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