Findings:

• Names have been changed
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• How long have you been in love with her?
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• What have you been smoking?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• cheap laugh
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Pragmatism, A New Name for Some Old Ways of Thinking
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• My family has specific names for some generic food
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• you have never been safe
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Advice I have been given about girls
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• Names have power
• He's been places they have not.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Some names belong only to you
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• my religion doesn't have a name
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• you would have been
• Movies that should have been books first
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• i've been changed, and i am starving
• What Might Have Been
• Polish political parties
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• he would have laughed
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Our children will laugh at the names of our over-the-counter medicines
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• Names I have acquired over the years
• Some guy named Chris (user)
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I do have some things to hide
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have just been shot
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• AES may have been broken
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• I could have been Canadian
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Have you been a dad today?
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• i have been burning for so long
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• I could have been one of a two
• Something that may have changed my life...
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Where the streets have no name
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• just to have some human contact
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• You don't have to remember my name
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I have to return some videotapes
• I have made up a name for my disease
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• Evolution has never been observed
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• the hottest it has ever been
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• You've Been Framed

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