Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "So, what have you found that could possibly equal eight hundred dollars?"

• I could have known everything for five dollars
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I could have been Canadian
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• What we found hiding there, furious and so alone
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• How we could still have a President Trump
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• I have lost many things, so many
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• What is the price of a hundred dollar bill?
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Could I Have Been?
• So you don't have to
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• Ftaires! We have found ftaires!
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• What could you possibly tell Hostess?
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Penis for a day
• You could be so delicious
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• Astro City #5
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• How could you ever have enough?
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• One brother wins three hundred million dollars in powerball, the other wins seven
• They did so because they believed they could.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• You seek not what you have found
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• Have you found Jesus?
• Could you have danced with me?
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• have you found the words to save her?
• I used to have so many dreams
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• i have been burning for so long
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• They could have saved Kevin
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• the only comfort we could ever have
• I could have been one of a two
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• could
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• I wish I could cry
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• The Ten Commandments revised
• The best kind of bartender
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Could you give a little turtle a shot?
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• If I could let the universe swallow you whole
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• The Little Engine that Could
• I could make a habit out of you
• i think i could love you
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• If I could do it all over again
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Things that could be
• We could all be blind
• I could keep my sexuality private
• I could eat a horse
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• I could not fire
• If you could see me cry
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• I could hear her thoughts
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• You said you could hear the galaxy
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• If I could be someone
• When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
• In the darkness, where we could barely see
• Solving a maze
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• Could a baby eat another baby?
• Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• If only I could get into her head
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• The mountain could be home
• If I Could Say Mother
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
• Could AOL phone home?
• "It could use a space ship," said the angel
• Could/can vs Would/will
• might could
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Society could use basic cable rebirth
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Her smile could light up a three-story building
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• i wasn't ready to hear it so plain
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• The Princess No-one Could Silence
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• A monkey could direct epee
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• I wish I could burn like god
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• I could not leave it lonely.

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