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• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Cats don't have brakes
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I may or may not have been naked
• All cats have nine tails
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• You, standing
• AES may have been broken
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Normal Values for Vital Signs in the dog, cat, and ferret
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Something that may have changed my life...
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• Dream Log: May 10, 2002
• Dream Log: May 28, 2002
• May 6, 2003
• Dream Log: May 29, 2003
• Dream Log: May 12, 2004
• Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
• May 13, 2005
• May laws
• Dream Log: May 19, 2006
• Dream Log: May 4, 2007
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• May 27, 2008
• May 15, 2009
• Sign of the Cross
• Kashapa's preaching sign
• Pemberton's sign
• signed, confused in Wisconsin
• home sign
• the directing sign on the straight and narrow highway
• The Cat
• Cat's in the Cradle
• The Black Cat
• fishing cat
• cat shaving techniques
• I like my cat
• Poem for a dead cat
• ninja cat
• Another reason to hate cats
• Circle The Cat
• Cat and Mouse in Partnership
• The Cat Next Door
• Black Absinthe Cat (user)
• The King of the Cats
• Willie "Cat" Anderson
• Triumph of the will: the Cat speaks!
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Knots I have known and loved
• Stoned music memories
• Questions we will never have answers to
• I Have Zero Fish (user)
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I have no idea!! (user)
• What The Dukes of Hazzard and Mystikal have in common
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• You have the right to remain silent
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• You have to keep loving
• Words have power
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• i have to get out
• May 1, 1998
• May 2, 1968
• Dream Log: May 10, 2000
• May 25, 2000
• Drugs That May Increase Male Libido
• Cape May, New Jersey
• Editor Log: May 1, 2001
• Dream Log: May 13, 2001
• May 28, 2001
• May 1, 2002
• Dream Log: May 16, 2002
• Le May
• May 14, 2003
• may (user)
• May 20, 2004
• May 2, 2006
• May 24, 2005
• Dream Log: May 3, 2006
• may their names be sung forever
• Dream Log: May 09, 2007
• May 7, 2008
• May 4, 1789
• May 25, 2009
• People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
• Troisier's sign
• road sign green
• .hack//SIGN
• The Sign of Four
• A Sign of Broken Sword
• The Truth About Cats and Dogs
• The Eagle, the Cat, and the Wild Sow
• black-footed cat
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• Octave Cat
• My days of eating cat food are over
• Omaha the Cat Dancer
• Rescuing a cat
• International Society for Endangered Cats
• Dead Cats, Dead Rats
• candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
• cat eyes224 (user)
• yikes the cat (user)
• You have a big finger
• I have seen the elephant
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Sex with a chicken
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Have You Ever Walked?
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Stereotypes have to start somewhere
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Fight Clubs I have known
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Things video games have taught me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• Dream Log: May 25, 1997
• May 2, 2000
• May 15, 2000
• Dream Log: May 28, 2000
• A Letter from Grant Richards to James Joyce, May 16, 1906
• Swimming pool injury
• Dream Log: May 4, 2001
• May 17, 2001
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Dream Log: May 5, 2002
• Dream Log: May 21, 2002
• May cup
• May 22, 2003
• May cause diabetes in geese
• May 27, 2004
• May 6, 2005
• Dream Log: May 29, 2005
• May 13, 2006
• the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
• Dream Log: May 25, 2007
• May 17, 2008
• May 6, 2009
• sign
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• Tinel's sign
• Japanese teenage girl underwear dispensing machines
• Useless stop signs
• The Sign of Four 7/12
• All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku-Nuku
• Swing a dead cat

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