Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Seriously. if one gets too high, they take over. If they get too low, chaos ensues."

• Rape committed by women
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• When I Get Low I Get High
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• They say it's never too late
• What happens when you get too lonely
• Principles of meeting people: Get low, not high
• GeT HiGh Or GeT LoW (user)
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• We get too tense when we drive
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• They Say It Gets Easier
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• Don't take sex too seriously
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Get one's goat
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• How to get kinda-sorta high
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• I always wanted to get married one day
• Life. Get one. (user)
• Someday, I'll get high and clean the whole kitchen
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• How To Get Over A x
• The Sky Is Too High
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
• It takes 30 minutes to get anywhere
• Let's get just one thing straight
• Trump Lost, Biden Won. Get over it.
• Gotta Get Over Greta
• No One Gets Left Behind
• They came together so as to form one whole
• My Laptops DVD player is too high maintenance
• haiku are nice until there are too many in one place
• matter and spirit are one and the same. they are knitted together.
• when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
• The Rent Is Too Damn High Party
• A dog that will bring you a bone will take a bone too
• You take up too much space
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• when they take my blood
• You are taking yourself too seriously
• don't rely on us to get you high
• I get high on Jesus
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
• Non-pot-smokers need to get over it
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Get over it
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• Buy one comet, get the second one FREE!
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
• Privacy Is Dead - Get Over It
• No one gets out of this life alive
• Why can't I get over her
• I don't want to get over you
• get weird; take dance breaks
• Too smart for high school
• My Laptop's DVD player is too high maintenance
• Swing Low (But not Too Low), Sweet Chariot
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• They grow up. No one told me.
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• It checked every flower twice, the dead ones too
• Spilling over into words, we run out of space too soon
• They think it's all over
• Fragments of the world are falling away, and we're tripping over the holes they leave behind
• too many of you fighting over nothing
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• i took anything too seriously; i regret that i did not
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
• the moment when they take possession of you
• How to get your stuff voted up
• Where did you get that hat?
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• get to the point
• Darth Everything mistakenly gets a role in a porno
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• Let's get ready to rumble!
• You get the idea
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• How to get rid of a tailgater
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• How to crack root and not get caught
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• Birthdays get less significant as you get older
• gets on my tits
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• RimRod gets stranded at McDonald's
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• if it breaks, you get to keep both pieces
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• The Get Up Kids
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• The Public Wants What The Public Gets
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Get a life!
• Get your bender on
• How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
• How to get rid of a telemarketer
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Get Carter
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• It doesn't get any better than this
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Overhead imagery of your house
• How to avoid a car accident
• Getting rid of start menu items
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• can't get with
• You can never get away from yourself
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• When I get like this
• Get Shorty
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• How to get people to leave you alone

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