Findings:
- How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
- Mandibular block injection
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- Salary of the President of the United States
- how long does it go (user)
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- What is this strange attractant you use; how does it work?
- How much uranium does Canada produce?
- How to prepare garlic
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- fog machine
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- How does Metallica eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- male masturbation
- How Does Dr. Dre Eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- she does not know how much I need this
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
- How I does cook meth?
- Female masturbation
- If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does it stick to the pan?
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- How does an atheist swear a vow?
- How does a supermodel eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- How many cock rings does one man need?!
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- How long does it take to wash church off?
- How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
- Does
- Does this ever go away?
- Where does the money come from?
- A "Big Bang" does not resolve Olbers' paradox
- That which does not kill me...
- Dave Barry Does Japan
- marriage does not make sense
- Love does not exist
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- How to exchange two variables by using a third
- Why the sun shines
- Christianity does not exist
- To which side does your penis lean?
- What Everything does better than anything else
- Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
- Does Lou Reed still crossdress?
- E2 does MathML (document)
- 666 does not equal 18
- Not really by the rules, but...
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- How do you define your gender?
- why natural selection does not work in this day and age
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
- Art has an actual purpose
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- I fear that you are planning an aerodynamic mythological coup. I pray this does not interfere with our dinner plans.
- Why toast lands butter side down
- does (user)
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- The Classical Anthology defined by Confucius
- Mrs Doe Pee
- Does that phone taste good?
- Does cruise control work in reverse?
- So her hat does not blow away
- A bit of what you fancy does you good
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- John Doe
- Curious George does LSD
- Under normal circumstances, the Jewish community does not seek converts
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- does not compute
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- infinity does a handstand
- It does not sing for me
- It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 4
- doe
- Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
- What does nuclear fusion smell like?
- The absence of something does not assume the presence of its opposite
- it does exactly what it says on the tin
- Pretty is as pretty does
- What the computer does while it's alone
- Does knowledge require proof?
- Does Molly Weasley have to choke a bitch?
- Illness limits but doesn't define
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- does X have the buddha nature?
- The "future" does not exist
- John Doe No. 2
- All that is gold does not glitter
- Why Does The Sun Shine?
- Love does not keep promises
- But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
- Duct tape does not make a good bra
- Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- NCC
- Television does more than rot your brain
- Where does my body end and the air begin?
- The fact that your band is "politically aware" does not cause it to cease sucking
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
- Color does not exist
- Why does Man kill?
- Does the Bible allow for additional Mormon Scriptures?
- Time does not exist without rain
- The reasons Melinda's mother does not travel
- Crying does not get you out of a ticket
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- Twinkle, twinkle, like a star. Does love flourish from afar?
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
- Does Santa exist?
- Does Humor Belong in Music?
- Why does my voice sound different on a tape recorder?
- Religion is not benign, nor does it provoke more good than harm
- Does recycling work? (e2poll)
- Where does a storm begin?
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- God does not play dice with the universe
- The Doe and the Lion
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
- Why e-commerce does not work
- 1 + 1 does not equal 2
- Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- Why does Karl Marx drink only herbal tea?
- Why Does Smoking Suck?
- Does anyone still care about freedom?
- Does the flame still burn?
- Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
- My cat does not naturally crave twenty pound ocean fish
- She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
- The glass does not exist.
- and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- How to memorize things by pegging
- Detecting an attacker's IP address hidden by backscatter
- Does "All Natural" mean "No Side Effects"?
- Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
- Mixing bleach and ammonia does not make a super cleaner
- Why Viral Marketing does not work
- Meet John Doe
- Does Thailand need more dams?
- Why does the Porridge Bird always lay its egg in the air?
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- Disneyfying Shakespearean Tragedy
- Time does not exist
- Does the Universe have granularity?
- System Does Matter
- Does He Take Sugar?
- Do I imagine it, or does the flatmate fancy me?
- Personality is defined by other people
- Does free will exist?
- Nature does some kick-ass 3D modeling
- Does toilet paper go bad?
- The revolution does not put dreams on trial. Nor does it save us from nightmares.
- cryptic is as cryptic does
- The future does not belong to fear: it belongs to freedom
- A poem for a man who does not read poetry.
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 7
- Does Satan play ice hockey?
- where does that leave me?
- Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
- A duck's quack does not echo
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