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• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• but these are only ripples
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• I only crashed into your house a few times, come on
• If only I could get into her head
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• The only difference between men and boys is the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Evolution is only a theory
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Things people put up their butts
• watching humanity move into Manhattan with the measured flow of blood
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• The only winning move is not to play
• Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• Welcome back into the river
• Saving face, losing time, staring off into an alternate reality
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• That God at their fountains far off hath been raining.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• we should listen to the birds. they've been here far longer than we
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Things you learn when a woman moves into your flat
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• only move
• They moved like a river
• And their feet move
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• River to Sea Relay
• Corporations only feel hits to their wallet
• An army of slippers but only two feet
• Our desire to remember has been fragmented into a thousand slices
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• but it's been promised to another
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• armed with nothing but their own vision
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Across the River and into the Trees
• Taliban volunteers move into Afghanistan
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• Countries with rivers that drain into three oceans
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• A cup full of wishes poured into the sea
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• Living for the reasons of the dead that moved to paper from their heads
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• The New England Sea Serpent
• Sea serpent
• the only anchor in an endless sea of low-frequency noise that covers your skin like oil
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• I walk triumphantly through a sea of dead things. I am their master.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Been
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution has never been observed
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• It's All Been Done Before
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Your computer has been cracked
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• I've been expecting you
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• You've Been Framed
• Never Been Kissed
• I had been hungry all the years
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Since I've Been Loving You
• I've been on the net (user)

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