Findings:
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- When it all comes together, the chemistry is amazing. It's a love affair with physics.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- I remember when all this was trees
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- Some Haikus I Wrote When We Went to the Keys
- we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
- I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- I remember when the buildings were newly fallen
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- Not all dirt roads are rally courses, or: Bambi meets WRX
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- We're all in this together
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- When All's Well
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Starving in the greenhouse
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
- some day we will all be gone
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
- When shall I be free?
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- When did you choose to be left-handed?
- It must be morning when she dreams.
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
- Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
- when fake deaf guys attack
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- we're just trying to figure out what it all means
- We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
- we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
- When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- What I want to be when I grow up
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- There are times when they seem to be right
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- When night falls, I will be waiting for you
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- It will be good when I am leader
- The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
- All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
- when all the white horses have broken free
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- We must remember them or they cease to be.
- when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
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