Findings:
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- laughing at things that aren't funny
- Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
- Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
- Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
- Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
- What girls aren't taught
- Why gay males aren't accepted as well as females in America
- but aren't we all
- Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
- aren't
- Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Why computer jobs aren't cool
- Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
- The Kids Aren't Alright
- You Aren't Gonna Need It
- The Borg aren't scary anymore
- Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
- When you forget that dogs aren't human
- Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
- Why aren't people real anymore?
- Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
- Why aren't there any female Jedi?
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
- oh, aren't we tough in the morning
- aren't we posh
- Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
- This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
- Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
- If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
- Graphics aren't the enemy
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- When five senses aren't enough
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
- The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
- These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
- Minutes aren't meaningful
- there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
- It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
- Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
- (aren't we all?)
- women aren't starfish
- corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
- Amish quilters aren't arrogant after all, I reckon
- You aren't better than human
- Chicago notices you aren't listening and increases the volume
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Nodeshells aren't compelling!
- Blacks Aren't Crazy
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- things aren't as pretty on the inside
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
- They aren't my memories anymore
- Birds Aren't Real
- Everything's Best Users (superdoc)
- best users (usergroup)
- Best viewed with any browser
- Best Buy
- best
- Best friend
- Best Of, Volume 1
- The Best Damn Band in the Land
- Some of our best friends are three minutes long
- Milwaukee's Best
- Best of the Best
- At least you tried your best
- Banting and Best
- Best way to a man's heart
- best boy
- on my best days
- Man's best friend
- The best teacher I ever had
- The best sky
- The best kind of tree
- Revenge is a dish best served cold
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Best Brains
- the best things in life are free
- Hope for the best
- best moment of absolute peace
- The best drugs are taken through the eyes
- best interest
- Falling in love with your best friend
- The Best of Both Worlds, Part I
- Best Light
- What Germans do best
- Rage: world's best premium lightweight filler
- Some of my best friends are
- bilby
- Blaine
- my best Patrick
- What is best in life?
- The Best Thing in the World
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- the best look of lipstick
- Best Seller List
- Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
- Best War on Drugs commercials
- Best Bit EP
- Best of All Possible Worlds
- The best Linux distribution
- The best revenge
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- best before date
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- Pete Best
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- Balanced honesty is the best policy
- the world's best hospital
- Oops, I can't find my best friend
- sometimes a lie is the best thing
- Year's Best SF, ed. David G. Hartwell
- When is it best to take crack cocaine?
- Honesty is not the best policy. It is the only policy.
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- The best compliment an actor can receive
- The best time of day to node for maximum XP
- Tokyo's Best Stuff
- Sometimes the best defense is a good offense
- Best Time
- The best line I ever used
- The best thing since sliced bread
- How to find your new best friend
- best buddies
- Best Customer
- My best friend, Josh
- Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
- The sword fight scene in The Princess Bride
- The best interview advice I received
- Why I stopped shopping at Best Buy
- best friends
- The Best Little Girl in the World
- Some of my best friends are...
- Best Actor
- Best Actress
- Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
- The best places to get your books
- The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
- The Next Best Thing
- Wet Shorts: The Best of Liquid Television
- Made from the best stuff on earth
- Eggland's Best
- ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
- Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
- Kissing your best friend
- Memories of my best friend
- How to get the best value for your tax dollar
- The Best Feeling Ever
- My best dead friend
- Parking warning
- Imports are never the best
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- Presenting for radio
- laughter is the best medicine
- Best of the Beast
- Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
- Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
- I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- Live Era '87-'93
- Amateurs make the best techno
- the best teachers assume nothing
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