Findings:
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- Hurry up please it's time
- I think I'm turning into a guy
- i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- I'm crying and I can't stop
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
- My mom thinks I'm a satanist
- I think I'm getting distracted again
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
- Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- and the moment we said we're not giving up is the moment we knew we'd never stop
- I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
- My cats think I'm a God
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- I'm not what you think
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- They think I'm a god
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I'm All You Can Think About
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I'm up here in the nuthouse
- She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- Please stop annoying me
- cough up a lung
- You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- Please Stop Asamothing. You Are Killing Something Beautiful.
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
- I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
- Why I'm giving up on boys
- Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
- I don't think the sun was up
- Did you think I would give up that easily?
- Up. Up! UP! Please!
- Will somebody please think of the children?
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- Can you clean up you're grammar please?
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- Soul Coughing
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I'm
- IM
- imm
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- The river gives up these objects randomly
- I'm Losing You
- I'm with the band
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- Damn, I'm good.
- Hands off, I'm special
- So. Central Rain
- Im-
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm tired
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm not drinking any more
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm in this for the long haul
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm bored
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm just a bill
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm gay
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm with stupid
- I'm Going Home
- I'm Proud of You
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm game
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm a Pepper
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm tired of calling 911
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- I'm the world's worst psychic
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- I'm alone in Geneva!
- I'm scared
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- I'm leaving, you all suck
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- I'm OK, You're OK
- I'm The Man
- I know more when I'm alone
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
If you Log in you could create a "Please stop the laughter, i think i'm coughing up a lung" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.