Findings:
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- Just How You Feel
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- And maybe the horse will learn how to sing
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- How to herd people in public
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- That's Just How He Was
- How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
- Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- homage to a dead poet with a sense of humor
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- Just how is this arousing?
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- How the Bush hydrogen fuel cell idea probably happened
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- An American in Tours
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- 206
- You, standing
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- How Much for just the Planet?
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- How to straighten a warped bicycle rim
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- Roman Sense of Humor
- sense of humor
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- a refined sense of humor
- a crude sense of humor
- FreeCell and Microsoft's sense of humor
- Dry sense of humor
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
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