Findings:
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- If I win the bet, you have to pay me
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Have One On Me
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
- Kids have no concept of time
- I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- you have me at a disadvantage
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- It could have been me
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- What have you done for me lately?
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
- Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- Don't tell me it didn't come out
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Teach me to dream
- The time my father caught me having sex
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
- Have you been a dad today?
- We have learned our lessons well
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- I was wrong I didn't have everything
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- You have no power over me
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Computers have no sense of time
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
- You, standing
- Could you have danced with me?
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Things video games have taught me
- The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- Why didn't you listen to me?
- i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- tell me what you have in your heart
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- At least I didn't have to pay...
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- Every time you see me, I need a hug
- Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- Next time you leave me
- Give me assembly language, or give me death!
- what little I have is starting to get to me
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Dogs that have owned me
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I didn't always have this cool job
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
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- I may or may not have been naked
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
- Trust me, I have a pineapple
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- you are a piece of me i wish i didn't need
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Long Haired Preachers
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- It must have rained or something
- In the time you have
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- They didn't have the heart
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- I don't have the time
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- I must have called a thousand times
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers
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