Findings:
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- You, standing
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How we could still have a President Trump
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- how many lines of code have you written?
- How to do the fabled cute face!
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How to have an epileptic fit
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- How could you ever have enough?
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How can an atheist have morals?
- Sex in a small car
- How to "Have People"
- How we have grown apart
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- How to have an out of body experience
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How long have you known?
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- How to have lesbian sex
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How the mighty have fallen
- Sex with a chicken
- Cute
- Cute receptionist
- Cute fuzzy widdle aminals
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- all the cute guys will be there
- Obligatory Cute Anime Animal
- Her hair, tangled
- We don't write poetry because it's cute
- Cute as hell
- The cute kitten represents violence and carnage
- What makes her so cute?
- social reality (and cute elephants)
- listen mr. cute sweater you are all kinds of a sugar
- The Cute Age
- you were so cute
- I'm Cute
- Sexually harrassing each other in that cute, non-threatening teenage way
- 2 cute 4 u (user)
- A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
- cute pari (user)
- Cute Overload
- sweetand cute (user)
- thats cute (user)
- sometimes cute (user)
- Cute, Quaint, Hungry, and Romantic
- me so cute (user)
- cute gurl (user)
- You look so cute with your little whiskers and your bald tail and ow, ow, that's my fingernail!
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- Dimple Sphere
- Dimple
- The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
- dimples (user)
- pilonidal dimple
- Know your pets
- We Have Explosive
- Have you tried rebooting?
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- She's Gotta Have It
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Have you found Jesus?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- You have a big finger
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- Check out my skinny thighs!
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- It's better to have loved and lost
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
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