This is a how to
of sorts, that will explain how to appear (pretend, if you will) intoxicated
, while remaining sober
, and having copious
amounts of fun at the same time.
First things first, round up some shot glass
es. Line them up however you wish, it's not overly important, just make sure you have them.
Now, add water
to each, yes, water
. You may choose to add a little food colouring
to create the look of an alcoholic beverage
Oh, I forgot to mention, you'll want to round up a few friends
, it's not quite so much fun on your own.
Upon reaching this stage, you are ready to commence with the faux-drunkin-ness. (All members must be willing to participate, or they'll just end up spoiling it for you
Proceed to drink the shots
as you would alcohol, possibly having contests to see who can "down
" the most quickest, etc. The more water you drink, the more fake-drunk you have to be. I swear, this is really fun
. Just go with it.
Another good way to create the illusion of being drunk
is to put a bottle
of juice in a paper bag
, and park yourself on some street corner
. (Splashing water
on your crotch
will also help create the image
). Try not to get arrested
No painful, messy hang-over
s, just good clean