Findings:
- These are the memories I never had
- Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
- It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
- What if Heraclides had never been born?
- Never Knowing Quite What I Had
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
- Never Had It So Good
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- What is Heraclides had never been born?
- You've never had it so good
- Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
- The death of a man I had never known
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- And they never think these tools will fail.
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- The best I never had
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
- We kissed like we had never tasted lips
- I actually, um, created, um, thefez
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- The pickup-lines that actually work
- Money is actually Magic Points
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I'm actually quite the plain Jane
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
- Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
- Love Actually
- A consequence of actually feeling
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- what we call human nature is actually human habit
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- This is what Scientologists actually believe
- My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
- Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
- More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
- none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
- No one actually cares.
- BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
- Well, actually
- Where to actually reintroduce wolves
- ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- had
- I had not thought death had undone so many
- If I had a nickel...
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
- I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
- I Wish I Had Duck Feet
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- The best teacher I ever had
- What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
- I had pleasant times as well
- Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
- Canon CAT
- you had to be there
- I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
- Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- If I Had $1000000
- If I only had a brain
- Mary Had a Little Lamb
- Jobs I've Had
- Neatest trip I've had
- if I had my druthers
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- If I Had My Life To Live Over
- I had a really good time tonight
- If your life had an accompanying musical score
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- How I had a Vision of Lineland
- A conversation I had with myself once
- Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
- Had Gadya
- I Had a Little Nut Tree
- Questions I have had today
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- Romeo and Juliet had it easy
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- I had my balls shaved
- had a few
- The nuns had it coming
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
- Things I had not seen before coming to America
- I Had Always Known
- I wish I had my own orchestra
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- When you had left our pirate fold
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- The river gives up these objects randomly
- As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
- We had silent conversations
- If I Had Known
- I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
- If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
- Why Kurt had to go out the window
- I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
- But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
- I just had this thought of summer past
- The seizure I had last night
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- I once had a cavity
- They had been expecting me
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- Eyes that had a way of making time stop
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- Al Capone had soup kitchens
- You had better...!!!
- I Had No Right
- We have had enough of your beige
- I had to bury the cat somewhere....
- What the Wizard had to say.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- The Girl Who Had Everything
- The Boy Who Had Everything
- The South had the right to secede from the Union
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Miss Lucy Had a Baby
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- I wish I had something worth hiding
- a leg had bared itself
- A preview of a movie you had already seen
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- a man who had fallen among thieves
- Life had been an opportunity lost
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- Belshazzar Had a Letter
- Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
- boss i wish you had told me
- We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
- If I Had the World to Give
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