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My washcloth is like my vagina
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by
junkpile
Tue Jul 18 2000 at 19:16:34
I
currently
have no
practical
use for it, but I keep it around
just in case
.
Maybe I used to use it
when I was younger
; maybe it came in
handy
,
I don't know
.
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