Findings:
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- I seem to be a verb
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- Hot pursuit
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- i seem to only be attracted to seamasters
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- Too much bad poetry on E2
- you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
- Take you wandering till it's dark
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- On the comet there will be much pie
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
- The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
- What it takes to be a good programmer
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Eat And Be Merrie: A Tasty E2 Bakesale Fundraiser
- Starving in the greenhouse
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- what would it take to be serene again?
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
- ain't nothin' but a family thing
- I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
- The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
- Dark, shirtless but not chilled
- but don't take my word for it
- Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- Don't take this personally, but it's personal
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
- heavy as it all may be and still take that step
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- The E2 Wicked Retahded Scavangah Hunt
- dark highways take us near and far from home
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- Some moments seem too perfect to be real
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- There are times when they seem to be right
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- What seems to be the problem officer?
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- It can be cold in the dark
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
- Take a melody, simple as can be
- Much like what music wants to be
- Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- If brackets be the food of E2, link on
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- Let be be finale of seem
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- but you wanna be bad
- Much has been done, and much remains to be done
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- I realize that it is going to be dark soon
- may my truths take flight, and my lies be burnt away
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- what it takes to be a fool
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- Cryptic, but I'll take it
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
- Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
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