Findings:
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- I have spent all night paging you
- Madmen have a world all their own
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- All cats have nine tails
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- I must have waited all my life for this
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
- all we can see is open road, telephone poles, a sun that is always setting
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- University students can be really stupid
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Know your pets
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- After all, who looks at the sky anymore?
- Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- Are tears all I have to look forward to?
- Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
- Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
- Darkness creeps, scouring empty halls, seeking all it can devour
- we can all just be around other people
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- these are the wolves who run all night
- Can I have a light?
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- The man who can fix anything
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- One letter can make all the difference
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Where have all the poets gone?
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- We are all we have
- A wink can cover all sorts of things.
- All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- I'm All You Can Think About
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- An Eternity Is All I Have
- Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- you're all really really boring
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
- Can things really change?
- Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
- who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
- We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
- Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Something I Can Never Have
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- All the fairies have gone
- You can never really escape the fire
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
- Who can know it?
- A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
- My paintings are all I have
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- Progress is in the reach of all who wish to make it
- All you can eat
- When you are drunk, all you can see is light
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- Who's the finest lady in all of Disney? (e2poll)
- Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- All matter is really energy condensed to a slow vibration
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
- ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- And All That Could Have Been
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- when all the white horses have broken free
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- All I really need to know I learned on the Internet
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- your devils and your gods, all the living and the dead, and you really are alone
- It's all I have to bring to-day
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- All cell phones will have GPS capability
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- All I can do
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
- all who come to me with this map are lost
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- Not All Who Are Lost, Wandered.
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- you have all forgotten the taste of death
- all living things must above all else have hope
- All I have left to lose
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- all we can do is keep moving forward
- We Can all Die Like This
- Long Haired Preachers
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- How can an atheist have morals?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- Mom, can we go to the mall?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- All the Pain Money Can Buy
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