(thing) by skid Fri Aug 11 2000 at 0:57:12
The stuff that all the food and Happy Meal toys at McDonalds is really made out of. McSubstance is malleable and tasteless, can be fired like clay into a variety of shapes, and has a minimum of ill effects when ingested, except for the cancer of the appendix.

Do you believe that?

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