Making Love to a Vampire With a Monkey on My Knee

The time my father caught me having sex	'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'	Captain Beefheart	Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
Japanese pickup lines	I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am	Do vampires show up on digital cameras?	Killing A Vampire: A Cross-Cultural Survey of Methodology
In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest	The Tom Green "Adolf Hitler" Rumor	Does Lou Reed still crossdress?	If cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl
HTML symbol reference	Infinite monkeys theorem	Making it in a world without enough candy	Cannibal Corpse
The Cat and Monkey Love Story	Flying Shark vs. Flying Crocodile	Activision TV Games Video Game System	Once Upon a Mattress
Hairy-legged Vampire Bat	Weak in the knees	The hundred foot bamboo should continue growing	Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves

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