Findings:
- Be gentle with me
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- College sucked for me too
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- marry me and you'll be safe
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Free to Be, You and Me
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Look siad me Be like me
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
- It costs me nothing to be considerate
- That would be me
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- Let me be a martyr, dammit!
- Let me be your fantasy
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
- Sucks to be you
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- far be it from me
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- OBAFGKM
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- be silent my bird, you tear me apart
- Some things that fly there be
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties
- I used to be racist
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- The Lines That Used To Be
- Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- to be honest
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Kid, be a kid
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
- Don't Be Evil
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- Will I be allowed back in the building?
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- this used to be a nodeshell? you don't say...
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- The man who refused to be King
- Fuck me harder
- Don't stand so close to me
- Roger and Me
- The Statue Got Me High
- Tell me a story about rains
- You people disgust me
- Chicken Cannon
- Why didn't you listen to me?
- customers don't trust me
- The lady doth protest too much, methinks
- "Mr. Sandman, Bring Me a Dream"
- She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
- Call Me Persephone
- The meatless burgers my mother invented specifically for me
- Though you can tell me
- Is Everything 2 making me more or less intelligent?
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- People confuse me
- Forgive me for being afraid of the world
- I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
- me neither
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- He Hate Me
- If you told me this never happened
- Ammonia Pine 4 Me (user)
- Give Me Leave to Rail at You
- My cat is ding dong ditching me
- boss i wish you had told me
- So help me God
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
- Marry Me a Little
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Why old people piss me off
- Sock it to me
- Bring Me to Life
- I Touch the Earth, the Earth Touches Me
- Perceive me
- me 3:16_root (category)
- Can't you hear me knocking
- Not to be taken internally
- graveyards make me wet
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- its me (user)
- there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- pretend to be an idiot all the time
- ME ME (user)
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
- Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
- Bast watched me from the litter box
- I should be able to remember your face
- Desire Me (user)
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- CHICKZ ME (user)
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- Meš Suš ķ Eyrum Viš Spilum Endalaust
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- who me (user)
- lost, or trying to be
- fuck you pay me
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- Read Me (collaboration)
- Be you drunken ceaselessly
- Slashdot Sucks
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- suck eggs
- Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
- You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
- I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
- Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
- My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
- Goops and How to be Them
- Choosing to be gay
- There need to be more powers
- an excess of anything can be a poison
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- The page cannot be displayed
- Darkness Be My Friend
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
- How To Be Funny
- die to be thin 14_root (category)
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
- Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
- Rape Me
- Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
- Give Me the Damn Ball
- Lick me where I bleed
- Vacant and alluring? Sounds good to me!
- blow me
- I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- bare with me
- My SUV makes me feel important!
- Don't call me Asian
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
- Kiss me quick, squeeze me slowly!
- Walk Like Me
- Veruca Salt inspired me to yell at my housemates
- No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
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