Findings:
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
- Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- i didn't write this, but i wish i had
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- I never metajoke I didn't like
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
- The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- Hot pursuit
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
- Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- /but what was the question?
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- Aliens look like aliens because they're human
- Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- If I was beautiful like you
- What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
- Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- I married him because he was not mean
- Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- But can you still cry like a child?
- like you're blind but still can see
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- Took a lot to live a lot like you
- It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
- I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- What if architecture was like web design?
- Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
- Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
- Sometimes horror flicks sound a lot like porno
- a lot like the appeal of being electrocuted
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
- Looks like 1984 was only n years off
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- Because, perhaps she was cold
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- But I Like You
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
- Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- Little depth but lots of skin and penis
- War is hell but men like it
- I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- strange and too short but I was lonely
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- I didn't leave you because I didn't love you anymore
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
- I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
- The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- I didn't want to know where I was conceived
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- i thought i was special, but it was you
- I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
If you Log in you could create a "It didn't, but that's because it was a lot like Skyrim" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.