Findings:
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- We are humans. We want to know everything.
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- X is the Y of the future, and always will be
- And the rest shall be written in the pages of future past.
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- I know what it's like to be dead
- What life after death will really be like
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- What you will know in the future can affect the present
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
- Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
- in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- I want it to be more like the things I write
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- Much like what music wants to be
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- Information doesn't want to be anything
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Information wants to be free
- I will always be weird inside
- You will be assimilated
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
- Look siad me Be like me
- Be human
- I Just Want You To Be Happy
- The revolution will not be televised
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- eternity would be boring
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
- I want to be the air around you.
- I Want to Be Inside You
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- Pay attention, this will be important later
- Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
- I never thought it would be like this
- The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
- We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
- I am blind when I want to be
- Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
- I just want to be friends
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- That's what I want to be too, frankly
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- You will be wrong. Embrace it.
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- The revolution will not be webcast
- Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- You're too good to be human
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- What is it like to be a bat?
- So You Want to Be a Wizard
- Will I cease to be
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- This Will Be Laughing Week
- So you want to be a DJ?
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Mind without body
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- The end will be a sellout
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
- On the comet there will be much pie
- It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
- What the American people want politics to be
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- Marks which will never be broken
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
- Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- All I ever wanted to be
- I want to be a muse
- I want to be caught
- Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- So, you want to be a philosopher
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- There will be time
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- What it's like to be in love
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- So you want to be a waitress
- Want to be a werewolf
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- Will I be given that chance?
- Who wants to be a high school graduate?
- I fear I will be nothing
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- Be different, just like everyone else
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I want to be a cog
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- Be a model or just look like one
- Who Will Be There
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- Want to be a lawyer?
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- Just to see what it would be like
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Information wants to be deleted
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- I don't want to be alone
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- So you want to be a star?
- I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
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