Findings:

• Millions now living will never die
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I don't want to get over you
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Marks which will never be broken
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• Fermat will never find solace of yes
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• I don't get it
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Lord Willing and the Creek Don't -- Never Mind, The Creek is Rising.
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Never get involved in a land war in Asia
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• It will never be just you
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Things that we will never use
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Don't look now
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Now I get it
• Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Questions we will never have answers to
• I will never drink root beer again
• It's knowing that I'll never get lost
• My love will never die
• There will never be another you
• You never know which experiences will last longest in memory
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• This dream is tied to a horse that will never tire
• Stoned music memories
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• If you don't softlink it, I will
• Rape committed by women
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• I never get mail
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• How to crack root and not get caught
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• Life will get easier
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• You will get yours
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I love you. Now get your finger out of my nose.
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• This will never happen
• The Boogie Man Will Get You
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• Now or Never
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• I will never take a man underwear shopping
• A Letter I Will Never Send
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Will Night Never Come?
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• You never think it will be the ducks
• the clouds are beautiful, and you will never know
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• deep-set charcoal eyes that will never forget
• The bomber will always get through
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• emotions others don't get to see
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I don't get many things right the first time
• You don't get a song
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• You just don't get it
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• don't rely on us to get you high
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• You can never get away from yourself
• 15 will get you 20
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• five will get you ten
• Why digital media will get man to Mars
• I told you I love you, now get out
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
• It will get better
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• You'll never get away with this!
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once

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