Findings:
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- If I were Twenty-One I would take care of my body
- If we're both dead, it's not necrophilia anymore.
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- if Gerry Stern were dead, he'd roll over in his grave
- If I were Twenty-One I would make some permanent, amicable arrangement with my conscience
- If I were Twenty-One I would get married
- If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
- Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
- Would that I were a Poet
- If I were Twenty-One I would train my mind
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- If I were Twenty-One I would adjust myself
- The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Would you know if you were insane?
- If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- If I were Twenty-One I would save money
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- If I were Twenty-One I would study the art of pleasing
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- In the long run, we're all dead
- Better Off Dead
- The Dead Parrot Sketch
- Dead Can Dance
- dead
- God is Dead
- Dead Cities
- Night of the Living Dead
- Dawn of the Dead
- Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
- dead end
- Dead or Alive
- Paul is dead
- Intellectually drop dead gorgeous
- dead dog
- Grateful Dead
- Tibetan Book of the Dead
- Dead Kennedys
- mostly dead
- Dead Souls
- Red Sea Pedestrian
- Land of the Dead
- dead as a doornail
- The Dead Milkmen
- Dead Again
- Dead C
- Dead Sea Scrolls
- I love the dead
- Rugby players eat their dead
- Polaroids from the Dead
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- Dead Puppies
- Dead Man
- immortality of the soul in a nonjudgmental world of the dead
- the already dead
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- Nietzsche is Dead
- Dead Boys
- You mean the me that you would be
- Play Dead Coffins
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- Dead Sports Leagues
- Jah no dead
- Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
- pingouin is dead
- Dead beat
- Deads
- That is not dead which can eternal lie
- Dead God
- Lenny Bruce is Dead
- Exquisite Dead Guy
- Dead Chicken (user)
- Bringing Out the Dead
- François is perhaps dead...
- Dead People Server
- neil's Book of the Dead
- Dead pigeon
- Dead ringer
- Dead spit
- Dead Heading
- Millions of Dead Children
- dead puck
- Stop Dead
- The Queen Is Dead
- wave a dead chicken
- Dead baby jokes
- What Happens to Dead Muppets?
- Kaspar is dead
- Dead Nazi
- Spirits of the Dead
- The Dead Past
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- Johnny and the Dead
- The Dead Man Walking
- From my cold dead hands
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- Restless Dead
- When you're dead, you're dead
- Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
- dead silent during sex
- Surah 75 The Rising of the Dead
- Everyone has a dead bird story
- Even the dead will not be safe
- The Scream of the Dead
- Dead languages don't change
- LPPR: Remembering the dead from the war on drugs
- dead insects are flipped over on their backs
- Dead easy pasta salad
- Pinball is dead.
- The Dead Zone
- Reverend Dead Kitty (user)
- Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie
- Dead cat bounce
- dead duck
- The Greek Dead at Thermopylae
- On the Spartan Dead at Thermopylae
- On the Spartan Dead
- Fifteen Men on a Dead Man's Chest
- No prayer for the dead gods
- dead in the flowers
- The erotic tales of 'old McMurty': that weird kid's favourite dead dog
- Isle of the Dead
- A beautiful girl, a dead man, corn on the cob
- AIDS Kills Fags Dead
- A dead bird and a drunken father
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- dead point
- Dead Man's Float
- To Kill a Dead Man
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