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Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I was never really surprised by this"- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- You can never really escape the fire
- by the time he was speaking,she was secretly evaluating the kissability of
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Why Socrates was really executed
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame...
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- just because they never bothered to really do
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- Adam really was the first man
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
- I was never broken
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Surprised by Joy
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
- Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- Not really by the rules, but...
- We were never really friends
- the little friendship that never was
- the horrible gift was really quite right
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- I never really thought about it
- The Epidemic That Never Was
- Maxwell was certainly not surprised
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- I was never any good at maths at school
- Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- I am surprised by the calm rationality of this node
- I never really enjoyed destroying cities
- Sex with my sister was always really, really good
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- I was raised by the French government
- Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
- drowning by dreams
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- Sore throat cure
- It never rains but it pours
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- executed but never exposed
- I shall never grow cold of you
- The Week Never Starts Round Here
- A place where the sun never sets
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
- The Mouse Police Never Sleep
- to-morrow come never
- I never know what to do with my hands
- You've never had it so good
- Magellan Never Navigated A Chinese Wedding
- Do you really want to live forever?
- Men's guide to what a woman really means
- Really Bad Compression
- One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
- This is really a lovely day. Congratulations!
- How the heart really works
- Eggs, Tokens, E2 Gift Shop and Wheel of Surprise
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- There was a rose that faded young
- The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
- wa (user)
- When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
- When I Was a Boy
- All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
- I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
- Penis wa ge sik
- Hiroshima & Nagasaki: Was it justified?
- It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
- Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
- The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
- a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
- why the Cold War was a stupid idea
- My hacked iPhone was better
- I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
- North by Northwest
- Discrimination by attractiveness
- Proof by Assertion
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Why sex in public is generally disapproved of by society
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- Captured! by Robots
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- compelled by necessity
- The Garden by Moonlight
- Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
- Nil by Mouth
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter IX-A
- hit by pitch
- Ee By Gum, Lord!
- Eliminating arbitrary constants by calculus
- These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet
- The Carriage of Goods By Sea Act of 1936
- Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- asphyxiated by life_root (category)
- The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
- lightning captured by the sand
- What we mean by 'Jesus'
- This dream brought to you by your friendly corporate sponsor
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Never
- I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
- Things NEVER to do with vaseline!
- A watched pot never boils
- You can never go home again
- Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
- Garage bands which never made it to the garage
- I never saw a Moor
- I Never Hear the Word "Escape"
- Why I never became a Geologist
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- We kissed like we had never tasted lips
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- Murder Never Tasted So Good
- Never wrestle with a pig
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- What I really want to do is direct
- If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
- Many Overlooked Mother Board Tweaks that really help.
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- Ack! Am I really related to these people?
- You really ought to read my writeup before you comment on it
- Surprise as a Principle of War
- was
- It was you, Atthis
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- Once, everyone was a computer novice
- Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
- Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- Was it ever there?
- Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
- It was not death, for I stood up
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- If God was willing to let it be
- There Was a Man of Double Deed
- It was a Mary Tyler Moore moment
- The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
- Tetris was Soviet Communist Propaganda
- As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
- I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
- she was just the dry smell of gasoline
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