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• I was very, very drunk
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• The Drunk Joke
• Descartes was wrong
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• What was the question?
• Is And Is Not As It Was
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• I was a witch in a past life
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• The Dog It Was That Died
• How Kissing Was Discovered
• The Sun Was Slumbering in the West
• I was a chess piece
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• Japanese alphabet
• You hit the nail on the head and the nail was directly above my heart
• I was a college Jeopardy! champion
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• She always was devious in her beauty
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• How the Earth was destroyed
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• Magneto Was Right
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• drunk driving
• drunk tank
• The Drunk Guy on a Cliff Puzzle
• Was (Not Was)
• It was a dark and stormy night
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Since Adam was a boy
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
• Der Mensch ist, was er ißt
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• It was the way your
• The Blood Was Everywhere
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• She is and was
• Galatea was a bookish girl
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• drunk mistakes
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• When I was your age
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Why was my writeup nuked?
• I Was a Teenage Fairy
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• This was my childhood
• It was a Mary Tyler Moore moment
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• Since Hector was a pup
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• the little friendship that never was
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• Was fang ich an in dieser Stadt?
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Maxwell was certainly not surprised
• Sir, you are drunk!
• Drunk, fix later
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• In the Beginning was the Command Line
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
• Suicide Was A Good Choice
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame...
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• Michael was special
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• He Was a Crook
• Gautami was neurosis personified
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• was ist das?_root (category)
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• I was a helpless agent of causality
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• UK's response to 'Extroadinary Rendition': SIS knew US was torturing suspects.
• get drunk
• Don't node drunk
• Solution to the Drunk Guy on a Cliff Puzzle
• the seven hills of Rome
• It was all God's fault
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• Lando was supposed to die
• Jesus was a black man
• My way of showing love was consumption
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• The teachers thought I was insane
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• wagahai wa neko de aru
• Shiawase wa Tsumi no Nioi
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Hayane hayaoki wa sanmon no toku
• Don Was
• Hitler was a Rothschild
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• Everything Hitler did was legal
• Democracy assassinated the family that was here
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• punch drunk
• Everything I learned in life, I learned from Buddhist drunks
• Cybersex before it was cool
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Jesus was Mexican
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• no aru taka wa tsume o kakusu
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• I was meant for this
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• Was it Love, or Obsession?
• was (user)
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• The dot-com fallout: Was hype to blame?
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• Wenatchee, Washington
• Go ni itte wa go ni shitagae
• Adam was a rough draft
• Was nützt die Liebe in Gedanken
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• I was there
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• It was crippled, it was heart-felt. The latter invariably trumps the former
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• What was it? What of it?
• Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk
• The Drunk (user)
• Kilroy was here
• The day I realized what being alive was
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I was sure it was her
• Where Once Life Was
• Even the moon was wrong
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job

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