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• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• It was you, Atthis
• I was searching glass
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• How was the Bible canonized?
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
• The Man Who Was (user)
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• I was a prisoner in a Mexican whorehouse
• When I was five
• Adam really was the first man
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Dark was the Night--Cold was the Ground
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• It was a green field and a pleasant day
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• I was never any good at maths at school
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• The art gallery was quiet as a church
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Johnny was a parachuter
• The state that almost was
• I was hoping for catastrophic failure
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I Was Kaiser Bill's Batman
• I Thought My Father Was God
• ale z was dziwki_root (category)
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• What was left was tiny
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• R was a Railway Rug (user)
• Aching
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
• Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• What if Microsoft was forced to release the Windows source code?
• The Haunting That Was Not
• Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
• I was my mom for a while
• If I were a genetic engineer
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• This is a node that was solely created to fill the PQ criteria. Klaproth Ahoy!
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• my great-grandmother was a Cherokee princess
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• I was promised flying cars
• Conrad's dirigible was tipping
• Na of Wa
• The Bed Was Not My Own
• When I Was a Boy
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• I Was A Cow
• was ist das? (user)
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• What if architecture was like web design?
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• And in those days was armageddon
• One hour there was sunlight
• Was There a Time
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• The reason Shiite imam was based on the house of Hussein and not the house of Hassan
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• The sloe was lost in flower
• I wish I was in New Orleans
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Man Was Made to Mourn
• Vancouver, Washington
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• I was a homeless bum
• That Was The Week That Was
• Tomorrow I was
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Was Charles Darwin a Social Darwinist?
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• W.A. Thornhump III
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• I was a College Jeopardy! champion, Part 2
• The rest was not perfected
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• that was quick (user)
• In the Beginning was Rock n Roll
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• November 4, 1995
• Watashi wa Ko Neko
• Was it something I said?
• I was alive again
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I was never broken
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• I was raised by the French government
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Charles Bridgeman
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• With him it was always like
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• Papa Was A Rollin' Stone
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• I was a Difficult Child
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• Raleigh Was Right
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• That was the moment
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• I wish I was a fish
• The beginning was the end
• Cain was the first technologist
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• why the Cold War was a stupid idea
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)

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