Findings:

• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• nothing interesting to say
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• Nothing says hardcore like Kansas in January: an Everything, Kansas proof of concept
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• The realization that Don Lapre offers nothing interesting at all.
• magic is real and it's nothing like what they say
• Who says violence solves nothing?
• My mission is noble, my heart is pure. I have nothing to fear.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Father Smith Says Nothing
• Nothing says softcore like Florida in January: A surrealistic Florida adventure
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• ...and I ain't got nothing to say...
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Have Your Say
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• Expect nothing and you shall have everything
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• I have too much to say
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• What Say We Have a Go
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• To say nothing of the dog
• My kisses say nothing except "I love you"
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• nothing truly interesting is completely beautiful
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• Say anything, say nothing. The day is beckoning and the night is haunting
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Absolutely Fabulous
• absolutely
• Absolutely Free
• absolute power corrupts absolutely
• Absolutely Everything Else!
• Absolutely, to someone else
• How to write fantasy that will absolutely slay the editors
• Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
• How to Make an Absolutely Delicious Hot Chocolate in a Jiffy
• the night absolutely into me
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• if you need another, say you need another
• Sally guests I have known
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick

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