Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I don't know what World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with horribly raunchified fruit from the USDA cafeteria"

• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• the world will be remade in our image
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• So Long, Mom (A Song for World War III)
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Lessons learned from World War II
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• World War IV
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• I know when the world will end
• we can give up, but the world never will
• World War III
• The sinking of the USS Eisenhower and the start of World War III
• Economic Globalization, Democracy and World War III
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• only then will we be safe from each other
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• They will not be named!
• If it be your will
• You will be assimilated
• It will never be just you
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• I fear I will be nothing
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• The revolution will not be televised
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Someday, I will be strong
• Will I cease to be
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• There Will Be Blood
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Carl Everett
• Why War must be permitted
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• To hold a pen is to be at war
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Who Will Be There
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Everything will be alright
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• I will always be weird inside
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• It will be good when I am leader
• This love will be your downfall.
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• I will be in my trailer!
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• The Revolution will be televised
• The next life will be better
• There will never be another you
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• The television will not be revolutionized
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• There will be time
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Will I be given that chance?
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• there will be a last
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• The World (as it ought to be)
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• I will be your young sinner
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• The end will be a sellout
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• The revolution will not be webcast
• On the comet there will be much pie
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Marks which will never be broken
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?

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