Findings:
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- You don't have to remember my name
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Stoned music memories
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- No, I don't have channel 11
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
- My Bitch Better Have My Money
- Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Even if You Don't
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- what is this i don't even
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- Does Molly Weasley have to choke a bitch?
- i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- A reason to drink
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I don't have a television set
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Cats don't have brakes
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- So you don't have to
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- I still don't even know you
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Why don't I have votes today?
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- You're a poet and you don't even know it
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Bitch Better Have My Money
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- And I don't even know their names
- You don't have any real problems
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I don't have the time
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- i don't hate you. not even a little
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
- you don't have to do this
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Baptist jokes
- bitch
- God damned sons of bitches
- Bitch tits
- Son of a bitch
- The Bitch and Her Whelps
- Say my name, bitch!
- beer bitch
- bitch sticks
- You're only half a bitch without the heels
- Customer service is a bitch
- Variations of the word bitch
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- Flip a bitch
- Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
- And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
- bitch (user)
- Do it right bitch
- Payback's a bitch!
- You bitch! You slut! You whore!
- Alcohol + Cars = Fun and Bitches
- John Romero is going to make you his bitch
- Bitch and Animal
- Bitches with glitches
- That little bitch Marla Singer: A cultural critique of sexism in Fight Club
- Prison Bitch Name Generator
- Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
- Bitch's Nickname on My Cellphone (document)
- Bitch list
- Bottom bitch
- bitch 2003 (user)
- 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
- fat bitch (user)
- sexy-bysexual bitch (user)
- Housework is a bitch
- Envy is a bitch who smiles and blows smokerings
- I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
- I quit this bitch!
- Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
- bitch pussy (user)
- Bitches Ain't Shit
- Westside bitch (user)
- Bitches done tore up my IALAC sign
- Iron Bitch gets dressed
- I'm not a cold hard bitch
- Grand Bitch and the dingle
- Iron Bitch on a Plane
- Iron Bitch on a Bike
- Bitch Quest 2009
- Grand Bitch at dinner
- Iron Bitch at the Dance
- Bitch Quest 2009 - Who's the Bitch?
- What I learned from Iron Bitch
- Scary Bitches
- yoga bitch
- I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
- Bitch Hunter
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- Contradictions don't exist
- Don't stand so close to me
- Node what you don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
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