Findings:

• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• If you're hungry, blame me
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child
• Because I say so
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• when you're ready to touch me again
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Once you're through with me, relegate me to memory
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• You're welcome
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• I didn't know what to say
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
• Sometimes at night the darkness and silence weighs upon me
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• youre losing me
• You're always welcome at our house
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Let's not, and say we didn't
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Let me feel that
• Sometimes you feel like a nut (e2poll)
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• Sometimes I feel my clockwork heart just ain't wound right
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Sometimes it hurts, makes me smile, sets me floating distant
• You're more than welcome
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• They say you're a man with true grit.
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• And you're always welcome at our house
• Um, you're welcome, I guess.
• something in me says whatever, and it brings me back to you
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• What she didn't say
• You didn't feel anything, did you
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I didn't say you stole my watch
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• you are a piece of me i wish i didn't need
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• Sometimes this city feels like an expensive tomb
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• Things that make me feel feminine
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I can feel you forgetting me
• See Me, Feel Me
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• Sometimes I Feel Like Larry Mondello
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• You're not the boss of me
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• You say you want to help me
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• She told me to say that
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• You say you love; but with a voice
• You're like a brother to me
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Sometimes I fly and sometimes you love me
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Hold me closer and say you love me
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• why am i me, and you're you?
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Don't Say You Love Me
• I didn't leave you because I didn't love you anymore
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• Ways to Say you're done
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• Tell me what I say
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Because it's wrong
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Because that would make sense
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her

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