Findings:
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- The Library Book
- The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- old books can tell more than one story
- The days of very old were not very good
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
- Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
- What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
- This castle looks a lot like the old one
- Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- The Very Old Man
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
- Necronomicon: Of Ye Old Ones And Their Spawn
- Old Ones
- One year old
- A Very Old Man with Enormous Wings
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- Trivial Pursuit, the battle of the sexes, and one very smart little cookie
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- Great Old Ones
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- 4 out of 5 Great Old Ones approve
- Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
- The Old Ones
- Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
- You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
- I could tell by all of her dead house plants
- The Ghost of the Old House of Commons, to the New One, appointed to meet at Oxford
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- What's this? - A dead one of these.
- one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
- The smell of old money in new hands
- Pour one out for your dead homies
- There's more than one way to skin a cat
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- New Skin for the Old Ceremony
- old stuffed animals
- One if by land, two if by sea
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- I could have been one of a two
- The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
- We're one, but we're not the same
- Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
- The ocean will one day give up its dead
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- A Pretty Mess By This One Band
- Faust, Part One, as written by Dr. Seuss
- watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
- How Solemn as One by One
- One child's desperate fight for survival by judy westwater
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- old chestnut: age puzzles
- What good is an old dead tree?
- One Node to Rule Them All
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- though they could speak and had beautiful voices
- The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
- Youth, Day, Old Age and Night
- early one mornin while makin the rounds
- And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
- if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
- They came together so as to form one whole
- No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- every secret thing was made by some one
- X-Men: Age of Apocalypse One Shot
- If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
- The erotic tales of 'old McMurty': that weird kid's favourite dead dog
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- To Old Age
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
- Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
- Your home probably smells like an old sock. No thanks
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
- How one man could control the Senate
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
- A Quick One (While He's Away)
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- C'Etait Toi (You Were the One)
- It takes the profit from 22 towels to pay for one package of copier paper
- Solving a maze
- They grow up. No one told me.
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- if tables could express gratitude, this one did
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- We Were the Sun's Chosen Ones
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- Old Age
- my father, the crooked old animal, wounded, fur scruffy; keeps on giving
- How does one love the dead?
- one dead eye (user)
- A boy, a girl, a big fat dead old lady
- Not very sterile, but better than dead
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
- Old age home
- One, Two, Three... Infinity
- the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
- It checked every flower twice, the dead ones too
- Sheep and Old Age.
- Old man who lived by the crick
- Two old ladies by the bus stop
- The Wild Colonials
- It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
- Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
- Twelve dreams I had in one night
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- Old Age Assistance
- Old chestnut: The oldest chestnut
- One by One
- dying of old age
- On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing
- On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing 2
- On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing 3
- Pragmatism by William James: Lecture IV: The One and the Many
- The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
- SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
- The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
- One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- Old men never die, they just spout poetry
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
- Old book smell
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- Old Paper New Woman (user)
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- By One Minute
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
- The Old Gray Goose Is Dead
- One way to skin a cat(fish)
- As if either one of us were happy
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
- Things one should do while naked
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
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