Findings:

• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• the worst haircut ever
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• The worst job interview ever
• The worst children's book ever
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• The Worst Band Name I Ever Heard
• Who am I?
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Old man who lived by the crick
• I am at Live 8, therefore I am
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• who am I? (user)
• who am i (user)
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• Dischord Recording Artists
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• The worst fanfic ever
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Lift not the painted veil which those who live
• My favorite place I ever lived
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• there is a dead woman who lives beside us
• Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die, Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Live Forever
• Who Wants to Live Forever?
• The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• Who am I? Who are you?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Who am I
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• I am my mother's daughter, and she is my daughter
• I am my father's daughter
• No One Knows Who I Am
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Who am us, anyway?
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• i just want to know who i am
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• Worst episode ever
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• The worst name ever
• They all lived happily ever after
• Who I Am
• You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Worst Node Ever
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• The worst ending ever
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• Does my goldfish know who I am?
• Who am I this time?
• Whose toothbrush is that, I thought you lived alone
• Why people who jog live longer
• A pansy who lived in Khartoum
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• The old lady who lived in a bottle
• The man who lived at the end of the world
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• LIVE AT LEEDS MEMORABILIA - THE WHO
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• The People Who Used to Live There
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Who am I to critique that which she is?
• I Am
• am
• .am
• Luke, I am your father
• Pan American Games
• I am the Walrus
• I look better when I am wet
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• You Am I
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Am I my brother's keeper?
• Trans Am
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• What am I, chopped liver?
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Texas A&M University
• I am not a hippie!
• I am not a hacker
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I am Joe's...
• I Am Invincible!
• Society made me what I am
• I am not a geek
• I am pointing a gub at you
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• Why I am a Lucy Stoner
• I do not fit in; I am not alone
• I am stretched on your grave
• I am not a mind reader
• AM radio
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I am yours
• The Learning Channel
• Apparently I am a potential rapist
• I am in you
• I am a little world made cunningly
• I am afraid of permanence
• I am a rock
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• I am not a babysitter
• BQN: I am. - Prologue
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• I am now a college graduate
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Am I gay?
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• I am the greatest!
• Right now I am floating
• I am a Christian
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• How am I doing?
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• I am semi-Christian
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• Interpersonal Reflections on the Worst and Most Important Election in My Lifetime
• I am the cheese
• Flax seeds will save your life
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• 2 AM Walmart run
• I am a little concerned about my state of mind
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• AM/PM
• I am not Batman
• I am a friend of a rape survivor
• How I am glutted with conceit of this!
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I am a horrible driver
• I Am a Camera
• I am a confessional
• I am an American mutt
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• I am not an attractive man
• I AM ANALOG
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?

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