Findings:
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
- I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- I'd rather live in Terf Island than Chaser Continent
- I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
- It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
- Are we better than everything else?
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Being a dickhead
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- kiss my brilliant daughter, my homeborn son
- Anyone but Bush 2004
- What Everything does better than anything else
- Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
- i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
- Not very sterile, but better than dead
- Duty is weightier than a mountain, but death is lighter than a feather
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Sometimes I'd rather sleep in the backyard
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- ultimately, i just like you. more than anyone.
- I'd rather read a book
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
- We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
- Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
- Helping people cheat
- melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
- I think I'd rather see this on TV
- On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
- Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- i'd rather not
- Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
- my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- No place I'd rather be
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- Rather than trying
- Rather than a safe and solid landscape (boring)
- Why is there something rather than nothing?
- That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- Worlds are altered rather than destroyed
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Never trust anyone over 30
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Ebonics began with pirates
- A word from anyone's alien
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
- Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
- Racquetball, anyone?
- To anyone contemplating suicide
- Despite the myth, alcohol is not good for anyone
- Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
- how to give anyone artificial dandruff
- They'll let anyone into Paradise
- There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
- A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
- Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
- Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
- Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
- It is possible to know anyone you wish to create
- You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
- With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
- Is anyone out there?
- anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
- indulgence, anyone?
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- But who codes the coders?
- Everything But the Girl
- butt naked
- but
- butt set
- Mr. Butts
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
- Every Which Way but Loose
- separate but equal
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- Butt shaft
- Butt weld
- Water butt
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- But I got a B- in penmanship
- But thanks for playing
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- butt log
- wipe the sweat from your brow and put a smile on your face
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- Genuine but Insignificant Cause
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- butts ARE litter
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- But what are they really thinking?
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- But I digress
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- BQN: But, one for all?
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
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