Findings:
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- i'm just sitting here worrying
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- I'm just sayin'
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- I'm just guessing
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Being a dickhead
- I'm just here for the candy
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- I feel like I'm being watched
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- i'm just a girl
- I'm just sayin'.
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
- I'm just a bill
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm no Whitman...
- I'm with stupid
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- I'm alone in Geneva!
- I'm tired of calling 911
- I'm falling in love with you
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
- Women want me when I'm taken
- this is how i'm going to die.
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- I'm a Pepper
- I'm game
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- I'm scared
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- I'm tired
- I'm not drinking any more
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm bored
- I'm in this for the long haul
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm a little ICBM
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- I'm a writer. What are you?
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm a little tea pot
- I'm Going Home
- I'm a sucker for a good accent
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- i'm afraid of hipsters
- the words I'm after
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- I'm not a part of this world
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- I'm the world's worst psychic
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm gay
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- 418 I'm a teapot
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- I'm Glad
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- I'm not very cool
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- I'm Proud of You
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
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