Findings:
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- I'm an English major, you do the math
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- I'm a verb; I do things.
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm not sure
- I'm sorry
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm bored
- Things Mormons ARE allowed to do
- imm
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I'm a sucker for a good accent
- I'm with stupid
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- I'm a writer. What are you?
- HOT DAMN 6! This time, karma debt ain't allowed to do shit
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- I'm not drinking any more
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
- the words I'm after
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- I'm alone in Geneva!
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- I'm Losing You
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- IM
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm pinching your face!
- I walk around when I'm high
- Hands off, I'm special
- Damn, I'm good.
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I'm Glad
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm not this cool in real life
- My cats think I'm a God
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- I'm a little tea pot
- I'm Going Home
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- I'm no Whitman...
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- i'm afraid of hipsters
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm falling in love with you
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I'm a Pepper
- I'm game
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
- I'm tired of calling 911
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm the world's worst psychic
- I'm scared
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm gay
- I'm
- Im Elvis (user)
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm with the band
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- Im-
- So. Central Rain
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm tired
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- I'm Your Fan
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm just a bill
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm in this for the long haul
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm not very cool
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- I'm Proud of You
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
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