Findings:

• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Rape committed by women
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• well hung young guy (user)
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Why I don't wear cologne
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• It is well oiled, you will click into it like a happy cog
• You just cut that guy off
• I'm just a bill
• I'm just here for the candy
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• i'm just a girl
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Ballet dancers don't wear diapers
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• just a nice guy (user)
• Just a guy on a horse
• I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Well, actually
• I'm not very cool
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• Being a dickhead
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I just don't know when to quit.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• The Happy Guy
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Not just a happy ending
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm just sayin'
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Just don't expect me to understand
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I don't feel very proud
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Don't call us, we'll call you
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Things That Don't End Well
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• I don't know what she's thinking. She's very mysterious.
• why don't you just?
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• You just don't get it
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• don't wear your heart on the soles of your feet
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• just a guy (user)
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• I'm the Bad Guy
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile

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