Findings:
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- Don't call me Debbie
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- kill him dead; don't call me
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- St. Peter don't you call me
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- I was me before being me was cool.
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- you're all really really boring
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- listen()
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- Please, Call me Honky
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- Don't call me white
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Don't call me Asian
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Please Don't Bury Me
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Don't be an IM phantom
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- I'm lazy. It's all I know.
- I'm actually quite the plain Jane
- we shall all be healed
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
- this is where we all came to be
- All blues hail Mary with her roses...but you're their masterpiece
- what we call human nature is actually human habit
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
- all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
- it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- Can't we all just be friends?
- Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- we can't all be rock stars
- It's all about me (e2poll)
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- some day we will all be gone
- some say he was never here at all
- please keep your feelings inside the vehicle at all times
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- I'm All You Can Think About
- she seems bored with me after all this time
- All you ever did was let it happen
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- more sure of all I thought was true
- The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
- All units be advised
- I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
- I remember when all this was trees
- All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
- all who come to me with this map are lost
- your devils and your gods, all the living and the dead, and you really are alone
- we can all just be around other people
- All ne'er-do-wells call diamonds apples.
- Not now. You're all melatonin. Melatonin and glasses and fishnets twisting in your stride.
- You like me in all the wrong rooms
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- all limitations must be overcome
- All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
- I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- All Flesh Must Be Eaten
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
- all it cost him was a Penny
- Wondered what the point of all of that was
- Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
- All the empty things disguised as me
- I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
- Please calm down, this is all standard procedure
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- All he left her was alone
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
- tell me all your reasons
- All I wanted was a Pepsi
- The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- You can't please all of the people all of the time
- the turn calls, and all of the birds are silent
- All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
- it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
- Sorry for all the blood
- keep looking until you don't see anything at all
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
- And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
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