Findings:
- How to time waste at work
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters, they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare
- maybe everything will work out after all
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- How the FFT works
- How stuff works
- How The Internet Works
- Xenon strobe
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- How to steal from your work
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- Formalist approach to art analysis
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- How to node from work
- One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- I dropped out of school to smoke pot full time
- How Things Work
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- A World Out of Time
- Chipirones en su tinta
- How to convert a Super Nintendo controller to work on the PC
- A step out of time
- How many times have we fallen in love?
- They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
- I hope someday you will realize how amazing you are
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- If you build it they will come
- How will I die?
- Changing the time on a Nortel Norstar telephone system
- What is this strange attractant you use; how does it work?
- Out of Time
- Time to get the hell out of Oly
- fog machine
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- I dropped out of school to do ecstasy full time
- zone out
- How Network Adapters Work
- How to read poetry out loud
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- the will to work
- How the United States highway system works
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- Running Out Of Time
- work out
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- Speculation: How a Lightsaber works
- You have your work cut out for you
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- How to work with a bureaucracy
- I Will Take an Egg Out of the Robin's Nest
- The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- Time will tell
- I WILL beat the hell out of the addiction
- They really are some out there
- How they Matched the Fuddles
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
- How to pack someone out of your life
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How to stay awake at work
- Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
- Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
- Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
- How to brush your teeth in a combat zone
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- Red birds will fly out of the east and destroy Paris in a night
- They only come out at night
- How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- time is out of joint
- The week of Seven Airports, two train stations, and thirteen time zones
- being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- time out
- Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
- How a sail works
- i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- Most men will not swim before they are able to
- they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- You will see my face as I figure how to kill what I cannot catch
- An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How interactive fiction works
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- M4: how the counting loop works
- Getting wax out of carpet
- How the United Kingdom road system works
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How to write an episode of The Twilight Zone
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- I want them to go out as unseen as they came
- how to fall out of a marriage
- How a computer works
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to Fall Out of Love
- Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
- It's time to take the penny out of circulation
- My RPG will be a work of art
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- seedless grapes
- They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
- How to write fantasy that will absolutely slay the editors
- How interactive fiction works (part 2)
- There are times when they seem to be right
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
- Brothers Gonna Work It Out
- How the universe will end
- How your brain works
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How to tell if it will fit around the corner
- They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
- Do they care it's Christmas time?
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- How Eulenspiegel found work as a cook and hearth tender
- Time will pass. Will you?
- How the heart really works
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How interactive fiction works (part 3)
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- They are telling me it is time to go
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- How to have an out of body experience
- This Time Will Pass
- How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- how to short out a phone line
- SunOS, Solaris and how they relate
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- How to get more out of Psi
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
- Lost in Boston?
- How the Mind Works
- Finding out where a net user lives
- Automobile tire pressure
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- How interactive fiction works (part 4)
- Time Out Film Guide
- How dietary aids work
- The Times They Are A-Changin'
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