Findings:
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- When you want me and how you want me
- How to exchange two variables by using a third
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- When you're alone
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- Time flies when you're having fun
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Disneyfying Shakespearean Tragedy
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- I'll explain it when you're older
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- when you're ready to touch me again
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
- I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
- surrounded by black paisley and bleeding
- Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Which Describes How You're Feeling
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- How to Smile when You are in Pain
- How to create cleavage when wearing drag
- How to scream when no one is looking
- How is the information in DNA modified by metabolism?
- When you're home alone
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- This is how you're saved
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- You know you're blacked out when...
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- Sing when you're winning
- when did we forget how to play?
- How to memorize things by pegging
- How to multiply two digit numbers by 11 in your head
- Detecting an attacker's IP address hidden by backscatter
- Compasses surrounded by iron filings
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 0
- How to get hit by a car
- How's she goin', by
- Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- Surrounded by tall buildings, the alley is a valley
- You're served by the wrong personnel
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Who what when where why & how
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- Lost in Boston?
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- How to survive a heart attack when alone
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- How you're supposed to spend your leisure time
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- You know you're a geek when...
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- You're never around when I need you
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- When you're dead, you're dead
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- Swing when you're winning
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- You know you're in the SCA when
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- How Solemn as One by One
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 4
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 3
- Surrounded by strangers with public fingerprints
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- how to determine whether a number is divisible by n
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 7
- Going by the script when talking to people
- You're All I Need to Get By
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- surrounded by stars, her dark hair blending into the fabric of the night sky
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
- you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
- At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
- How to calculate the heat produced by radioactive decay
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- What to do if you're stopped by the police
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Narcissists - How to cope with them
- How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- Collision avoidance technique
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- How not to faint when you can't move
- when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to add Surround into a plain stereo system
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- man when you are telling me how it was
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
- That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
- When things are known by a brand name
- Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- youre an idiot (user)
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
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