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• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I married him because he was not mean
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• That's Just How He Was
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• some say he was never here at all
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• All he left her was alone
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• He's been places they have not.
• a man at a piano, trying to recall an old song he once knew
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
• The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
• How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
• He dreams between yesterdays, Cliff’s Hand Bag and Fade away blue
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• he was a punk poet himself
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
• The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• When he became an old man
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• He Knows Not Their Names
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He Was a Crook
• He Asked Me for Water but I Gave Him Ice
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• making certain he was touching her
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Willy Loman was wrong in life but he was right on the inside
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• When the crown becomes too heavy for the head of the czar he still won't be allowed to remove it
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• He said, expecting the answer no
• you, mourning for what he took
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• He Was Only Joking
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
• He ain't no movie star
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• He speaks so well!
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• He asked for more flesh
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He taught me how to smoke
• he may lasso a unicorn
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• At least he was gentle
• When he grins it is a thousand-word story
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?
• More than he was willing to give
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• He was found
• he/she
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• s/he
• Ancient Arrowhead
• He Is Born
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• He's Jack
• What He Suffered
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
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• mad he (user)
• Li He
• He's Gone
• He flops over and bonks his head
• It's just the way that he walks

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