We know that it takes three licks to get to the center of a
tootsie pop.
Apparently that Owl had a metal file for a
tongue.
So how many days must I spend in my
pajamas before I turn into
Howard Hughes?
I'm now on day 2, a couple of months ago I lasted a week, the longest I think was 2 weeks when I had
pneumonia.
Maybe I should stop cutting my
nails because
greasy hair is not enough
Maybe I need to contract
syphilis, this stubble isn't cutting it
If I persevere I know the money will start rolling in.
Fuck it, I'm taking a
shower.