Findings:
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Stoned music memories
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- How can an atheist have morals?
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- How can I see far?
- How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- Know How, Can Do
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- I can only speak for myself
- When water chokes you
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- Can you clean up you're grammar please?
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- Can I wake you up?
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- When you are drunk, all you can see is light
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- I can do it myself
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
- Logitech Driving Force Wheel
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- How can people listen to that crap?
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- plain fiction that i can write myself
- How high can you stack whippets?
- i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- You can stand tall enough to cast a shadow, and you know this
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some?
- How much more can we bear?
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- How long can you hold your breath?
- How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- How high can you count on your fingers?
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- When I think of him now I can smell horses
- Piero Manzoni
- How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- How to tell she's good looking
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
- You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Can I have a light?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- When can it end?
- How Proust Can Change Your Life
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- How can you still breathe?
- we can give up, but the world never will
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
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