Findings:
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- he that is not with me is against me
- The day he gave me a lift
- He loves me, he loves me not
- He that is not with me is against me.
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- He Hate Me
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- she, he, and me
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- He taught me how to smoke
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He brings me books like flowers
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- he calls me girly (user)
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- he calls me girly_root (category)
- he calls me monster
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
- What Me Worry (user)
- The shape of me and other stuff
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
- Build Me Up Buttercup
- Are You the New Person Drawn Toward Me?
- Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
- What is wrong with me?
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
- let me grow up
- Dogs that have owned me
- Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
- Turn not towards me
- Catch Me If You Can
- Let me set the record straight
- They want me for a focus group!
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Some things dannye taught me without trying
- Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
- Nobody Loves Me
- Tell me something dangerous and true
- Come and dance with me in the rain
- Mr. T and Me
- A learned man came to me once
- What Do I Do With Me
- My recent perfect date has given me hope
- No Rack Can Torture Me
- You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
- To Lay Me Down
- As Nature is to Me
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- Give me tonight
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- Sometimes at night the darkness and silence weighs upon me
- Me and Will
- Call me Anna
- kill me now (user)
- You lost me at Hello
- What is in me (user)
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- =Yo N ode me
- Your tears make me smile
- Tell me not here, it needs not saying
- My dogs are killing me
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
- College sucked for me too
- O Lord Thou crackest me up
- can you get enough of me?
- My backyard considers me
- slim dawg (user)
- He Is Born
- BQN: He said. - Epilogue
- He Really Wasn't That Great
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
- For a moment he smiled
- Fear makes a man kill what he loves
- He had something to say. He said it.
- sorry, hes cold_root (category)
- He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
- take me away
- C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
- Taste me, taste me
- Farm auctions rip me in half
- Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
- Tell me a story about rains
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- Fuck me
- Why didn't you listen to me?
- customers don't trust me
- This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
- "Mr. Sandman, Bring Me a Dream"
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- Me and My Shadow
- Can't change me
- Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
- Don't tell me everything
- Black Like Me
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- I want you inside me
- Same birthday as me
- People just expect things from me
- Tell me where is Fancy bred?
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Take it from me
- Blind me with your 1000-watt smile, baby
- Soak Me
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- You remind me of a cartoon character
- I Was Lost and You Found Me
- You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
- I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
- For me formidable
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- There are a million girls like me out there
- Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
- You can see right through me
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Some people call me a drama queen
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- marry me and you'll be safe
- Get Behind Me Satan
- I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
- You talkin' to me? (e2poll)
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- nobody will let me start a country
- To the revolutionary that is slowly dying inside me:
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
- a subtle flavor of me hiding
- She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
- block me (user)
- Lies my physicists told me
- thefez sure can eat a lot of steak for a slim guy
- He is radical and funky fresh!
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- He Knows Not Their Names
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- he tended to forget_root (category)
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
- The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
- Society made me what I am
- Windows ME
- you make me think of death
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- stop calling me
- I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- Pity Me, My Love
- Oh woe is me
- Sing me a Song
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
- Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
- Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
- Drown Me Not, You Cruel Tears
- The Beast within me
- Only Jesus can judge me
- Our love sustains me far beyond the gold horizon
- Blake, Keats, Emerson and Me
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