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Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Show Me God
Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
God probably doesn't exist
Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
Of Gods and Men: Works Cited
Please God, make me a stone.
God keep me from ever completing anything
So help me God
If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
A conversation between me and god
why tickling yourself doesn't work
Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
God made the integers, all else is the work of man
To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
You tell me this is God?
it's God's work to have us fail
Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
God holds me
I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
Why Diablo II's hostility system doesn't work as intended
i worked hard and it made me sick. i slacked off and it made me sick.
Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
I'd like to thank God for allowing me
Why Nihilism doesn't work
Why God doesn't ride photons
My God, don't tempt me!
I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
sleep doesn't take me far enough.
That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
God works in mysterious ways
Breathe on me, Breath of God
She doesn't need me anymore
God save me from the gift of prophecy
I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
Me and Sue and Ricky and God
Somewhere there's a god who wants me
The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
If God doesn’t exist, is everything permitted?
the keyboard doesn't judge me
Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
this doesn't work
Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
I'm so sorry my brain works that way
I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
god help me
A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
Doesn't Remind Me
I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
Why Daily Evil Doesn't Apply To Me
doesn't look like anything to me
if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
Knowing doesn't mean so much
Intelligent design doesn't mean perfect design
If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
Your Method Works
Predestination doesn't imply the lack of free will
It doesn't get any better than this
Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
My aunt doesn't like them
What "I love you" doesn't mean
I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
Homosexuality doesn't equate with sterility
Does toilet paper go bad?
Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
US Customs doesn't get the Internet
Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
A bounded universe doesn't resolve Olbers' paradox
The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
TANSTAAFL: Air Doesn't Grow On Trees
A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
This doesn't change anything, right?
Close doesn't mean minimize
Information doesn't want to be anything
My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
My vote doesn't make a difference
The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
She doesn't look like Mother anymore
What to do when the world doesn't end
I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
Old Testament law doesn't apply to Christians
Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
He doesn't know what he's missing
Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
The turkey doesn't have a head!
I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
You're the only one who doesn't know
It Doesn't Matter Any More
What the IRS doesn't need to know
Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
The place where the sun doesn't shine
Technically it doesn't count
Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
One who doesn't ask, eats wax
The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
Scotty Doesn't Know
It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
What if True Love doesn't wait?
George Bush doesn't care about black people
The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
"Inmate" Doesn't Count (e2poll)
What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
size doesn't matter
Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
International doesn't mean foreign
dying doesn't make one a saint
just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
the river doesn't need a name to drown you
If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
Make yourself into a town that doesn't know you
She doesn't really want a nice guy
Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
change doesn't happen
stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
Chronologically, forward doesn't always mean progress: a reminder of the obvious
Infinity Doesn't Exist
Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
turning off the alarm doesn't put out the fire
Ignoring everything that doesn't fit your narrative
old code doesn't rust. it also doesn't evolve.
just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
equality doesn't mean we're all the same
just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
Having good intentions doesn't unhurt anyone
he doesn't talk

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